I'd launch a full investigation into Jim's relationship with the ACC coaches but I don't have the energy. I popped a pulmonary artery screaming at Tyrod Taylor.
If you could have scripted a worst-case scenario for anyone's fantasy team, it would have been my day:
— Russell Wilson, a player I cut because of Jack's asinine rule, accounts for 28 points
— Shaun Draughn fumbles on the first two drives
— Tyrod Taylor fumbles twice AND throws two picks
— In a game I have three viable offensive options, Wake and BC combine for three defensive touchdowns in a game with six touchdowns
— And to top it all off, down 24-0 in the third quarter, Ralph Friedgen decides to kick a field goal for no FUCKING reason other than to give Jim more points
Congratulations to Jim. I will now spend the entire winter, spring and summer preparing for the '09 draft. Rule No. 1: NEVER LISTEN TO JEFF JAGODZINSKI
I'm now going to drink a cyanide cocktail.
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